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Cute Meets Rouge-Like in this Cozy Skateboarding Killing Game

I see you, yes you, sitting there with your knitted frog hat, pretending to be cute, but deep down inside you just want to stab things with a polearm.

Well, I have the perfect, froggy-based game for you, and the best part is that it only costs 21 spring bucks… get it? Spring-Oh, ok, you got it.

Froggy’s Battle sets you up as a skateboarding chonk of a frog who’s looking to defend their skating loop from other, more chonky, frog-like creatures that are preventing Froggy from hitting those sick tricks.

It’s a rogue-like game meaning you’ll slowly upgrade your froggy with new weapons, spells and board skills to defeat the enemies. Combining kick flips and kicks to the face you will attempt to last as long as possible before dying and then starting again, this time with a little more experience and perhaps a cooler hat.

Froggy’s Battle is as cosy as it gets for the rogue-like genre and if ollie-ing over your enemies’ heads while throwing a magical ball at them, donning Robin Hood’s hat is up your half-pipe, the Froggy’s Battle is definitely for you.

Don’t let that cute smile on Froggy’s face fool you. She’s out to make sure her skate loop is safer than the pond in that fancy estate up the road and she’s not afraid to slay you to prove it.

You can pick up Froggy’s Battle on Steam or on Itch.