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Eskom dials loadshedding threat level to “cancel your weekend, lol”, the sequel

Just when you thought it was safe to reset your microwave clock, South Africa’s Voted Worst Since 2005 utility company has confirmed stage 2 loadshedding from 12:00 today until 23:00 Sunday night, promising “more information to follow shortly” like it’s not going to be the same excuses about “loss of generation capacity” or “gross management incompetence and corruption” or “those naughty tokoloshes weeing on the coal”.

Mxm.

UPDATE

We got a new combo, guys! It’s a loss of generation capacity because of the bad weather.