Debuting on Steam this week, Polish indie studio MrCiastku’s promises the “best wanking experience known to mankind, from the comfort of your home”, but I guess you’ll have to decide for yourself.
Wanking Simulator introduces protagonist and “lover of lewd acts” Winston Gay of Gay Bay (which is definitely, maybe not a cheap homophobic joke from 1997) who is evicted from his house by the local cops because he’s “too noisy”. Use your imagination.
The game’s campaign includes six “diverse” missions, according to the press stuff, with locations like “another planet” and “an alien ship”, so maybe not super diverse. Besides the hand-to-gland combat, Wanking Simulator’s gameplay also involves “shooting, driving a car, flying a balloon, using items (including grenades, stones, cigarettes and a shovel) and casting special spells”. So, your average Friday night me-time. Or not. I don’t know you.
Surrealism, absurdity and humour are three words that perfectly describe the nature of this production. The final version of the game goes far beyond the expectations that the title can bring to mind. The gameplay is highly varied, additional modes provide even more crazy entertainment, and many elements will surely be a surprise for players. All this is coated with absurd humour and political incorrectness.
That “political incorrectness” doesn’t extend (lol) to dicks on the screen, though.
GENDER ORGANS ARE NOT VISIBLE! The game only shows the movement itself, which is accompanied by the sound of masturbation.
No homo, bro.
It’s out tomorrow, 19 March.