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Gaming chairs are so 2019, now it’s time to get a gaming bed

Boost your XP-per-second and your horizontal bonus stats at the same time with one convenient upgrade? Now you can.

Japanese furniture vendor Bauhutte has debuted a series of products to maximise your ironically-unironic “it’s complicated” Facebook relationship status potential, with a selection of fashionable modular accessories to construct the custom gamer space of your dreams. Who even needs a significant other when you’ve got chips? Exactly, because chips won’t cheat on you with Chad or Stacy. Or talk to you on Discord, but that’s irrelevant so shut up.

Mmmmm, chips.

For whatever reason, the website doesn’t include, you know, hygiene things, but I guess that’s what empty chip bags are for. Chips are versatile like that.

Via Kotaku.