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PewDiePie’s home was burgled, but maybe it wasn’t meant in a bad way and was just a heated robbing moment

Controversial YouTube megastar Felix “PewDiePie” Kjellberg’s house in Brighton, England Japan was looted over the weekend, his wife Marzia has revealed on social media, with the perps helping themselves to “90% of my valuables, from my jewellery, to luxury goods and special items” before possibly donating the things to charity, but possibly not.

The two, who were married in August, have previously been victims of unwanted, uh, “visitors”, prompting PewDiePie to tell his subscribers “don’t come to my house” in a 2016 video. Jeez, guys, social awkwardness isn’t even an excuse this time. Although he hasn’t talked about the most recent incident in public, Marzia confirmed the news on Instagram.

“It’s all gone,” Marzia explained to her fans. “I know it is very materialistic, and should be happy with what I was left/have. But I can’t hide the shock and sadness with all being taken away, just like that.”

So that sucks, but if the intruder apologises for the oopsy, it’s probably okay. Those are the rules.

UPDATE: Proving that gaems jurnalizm is a joke and I’m totally the worst, I missed PewDiePie’s video uploaded yesterday (YESTERDAY, TARRYN, OMG), clarifying that it was the couple’s house in Japan, not England, that got busted into. I’ve fired myself, and also rehired myself because I can.