Because we’re in the worst timeline, Pablo Escobar’s brother Roberto has “created” an unbreakable foldable phone, called the Pablo Escobar Fold 1, that he believes will rival anything Apple can make.
Yes, that Pablo Escobar.
Roberto claims that the $349 (around R5,000) Pablo Escobar Fold 1 has an unbreakable screen due to the use of ” a special type of plastic” and his intention is to beat Apple.
I cut the networks and retailers, to sell to customers phones that can fold for only $349, phones which in stores cost thousands of dollars by Samsung and others. This is my goal, to beat Apple, and by doing it myself like I always have.
It’s just a reskinned Royole FlexPai, but go off, Roberto.
The Pablo Escobar Fold 1 also has special security features to prevent the government, and nearby scanners, from accessing your phone, because “all other phones like Apple and Samsung are 100% open to all governments in the world”. He also intends to file a $30 billion class-action lawsuit against Apple, in January 2020, for “cheating the people and selling worthless phones to consumers”.
And how best to showcase this totally legit, not dodgy AF, phone brought to you by “Pablo Escobar’s brother’s company Escobar Inc”? By showing off its boob-attraction capabilities, of course.
Boobs are far more likely to flock to you if your foldable phone has the name of a dead drug lord on it – that’s just science.
Via Gizmodo.