If you’re not dead from the Swine Flu or terrorists, then you’re going to need the Weekend Distraction™ to survive the current apocalypse. Board up your windows, put on your gas mask and jump into the bomb shelter with your laptop, we’ve got you covered for the next one-million years.
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As far as Street Fighter parody videos go Ping Pong Fighter is in a class all it’s own. We’re not going to spoil it for you, but be warned. Pants are taken off, and what needs to be brought is brung, bra. WatchItNow™!
TEENAGE FLUNG TURTLE
While this type of game is a common occurance lately, Toss the Turtle manages to set itself apart by being quite twisted, self-referential and downright snarky. This screen really says it all:
You shoot a turtle out of a cannon, hit all sorts of bizzare objects that make him go further, earn cash to buy bigger guns, jetpacks and nuclear missiles, repeat until bored. It’s a lot more fun than it looks or sounds, trust us! We wouldn’t lie to you. PlayItNow™!
WOULD YOU LIKE YOU KNOW MORE?
If you’re still not distracted to your satisfaction, may we interest you in previous issues of Weekend Distraction™, just in case you missed one?
Issue 1: Max Damage and Ice Breaker are sure to keep you busy for at least 10 minutes!
Issue 2: Run, Hoshi Saga 3 and Pyro II will ignite the passions within you, like a nice backrub.
Issue 3: Upgrade Complete, Vox Populi, Vox Dei (A Werewolf Thriller) and Bunny Charm will make you love all over again.