Buckle up, point-and-click lovers, because Loco Motive is the point-and-click adventure that’s about to take you on a wild ride.
Loco Motive is a game that’s been perched atop my wishlist since it was first announced, and I must admit, the vibrant art style caught my eye faster than a speeding train. And if you know me, you know my heart beats for a solid pixel-art-point-and-click experience – so, naturally, I was ready to hop aboard.
But as much as I wanted to love the game unquestioningly, I was apprehensive. Loco Motive promised a hearty dose of humour, and if there’s one thing that makes me twitch more than a glitchy game, it’s a poorly delivered dad joke.
Don’t get me wrong; I love a good pun, but I already have a partner who dishes out cringe-inducing dad jokes like they’re going out of style. I don’t need my games to follow suit.
However, after playing the demo, I can confidently say that Loco Motive is anything but cringe. It’s got the kind of comedy that had me chuckling out loud in my game room, and its clever point-and-click mechanics breathe fresh air into a genre that desperately needs it.
Now, let’s talk about the plot. You find yourself on the Reuss Express, a luxurious steam train where things take a dark turn faster than you can say, “Who done it?”

On the eve of a landmark speech by the fabulously wealthy heiress, Lady Unterwald, our protagonist, Arthur Ackerman – an estate lawyer – finds himself in hot water.
The poor guy was trying to handle Lady Unterwald’s affairs, but fate (and a conveniently timed dark tunnel) had other plans. Spoiler alert: she bites the dust in mere minutes, and guess who’s being framed for it?
As Arthur, you’ll bumble through a series of witty interactions and clever puzzles, navigating the colourful cast of quirky and suspicious fellow passengers.

The game expertly balances classic adventure game mechanics – collecting objects, combining them, and using them to achieve your objectives – while injecting vibrant humour into every interaction, ensuring everything feels fresh and exciting.
While the demo was far too short for my liking (why can’t I have the full game already?), every moment is packed with the kind of polish and style that will leave you wanting more.
So, if you’re ready to unravel a mystery while enjoying a laugh or two, Loco Motive is a comedic adventure you don’t want to miss.

BOTTOM LINE:
Loco Motive isn’t just another point-and-click game; it’s a delightful journey filled with humour, character, and the promise of thrilling puzzles.
So grab your detective hat, polish up those puzzle-solving skills, and prepare to prove your innocence on the Reuss Express.

