If names like Thunder Goose and Danger Noodle are just the everyday kind of names in your friend group, then perhaps you may be a clone of Arielle.
I’m not kidding. A literal clone made out of one of the 38429203492 hairs lying about her house, in her fridge, and covering King Zeke’s bald spot.
If not, that’s okay, too. You can instead listen to us talk about the days when SMSs were more expensive than petrol, and how we chose to buy every single microtransaction we could get our airtime on because it was cool.
So sit back, relax, and reminisce with us while your pet forces you into the tiniest corner of your couch.
Riding an emotional rollercoaster,
Arielle and Cody