Did you start this morning off thinking it would be a good day? Have you been in the mood just to lay back, unwind and play a great game? Man, oh man, have you come to the wrong post.
However, if you’re in the market to win a PS5 key for the worst game ever and want to regret your choices, brace yourself for the disappointment that is Crime Boss: Rockay City – because we hate you.
Crime Boss: Rockay City is a game that we reviewed here and that was summed up with sugar-coated quotes like:
“If Crime Boss: Rockay City was on Tinder, I have a hard time picturing anyone swiping right, unless it was an accident.”
And:
“Crime Boss: Rockay City didn’t just drop the ball; it never had the ball to begin with. The game feels like a low-budget parody of Payday but without the nuance or self-awareness to pull it off.”
And even:
“But I suppose these vocal performances, if you can even call them that, are apt for a game as disappointing and criminally terrible as Crime Boss: Rockay City.”
If these quotes or our review have you hot and heavy wanting to dive straight into the dumpster fire that is Crime Boss: Rockay City, then today is your auspicious day.
HOW TO ENTER
All you need to do to try and grab this awfulness for yourself is:
Head on over to our social media
Let us know why you’re on Santa’s naughty list this year. Maybe you stole candy from a baby, or maybe you convinced a friend to buy Gollum before its release.
Then tag a friend you’re dragging down with you.
It’s that easy.
We wish you the best of luck and see you on the other side.
Links to enter:
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Terms and Conditions:
- This competition is open to South African residents only.
- The competition closes at midnight on Thursday, 12 October 2023.
- The winner will be chosen at random and announced on Friday, 13 October 2023, on the NAG.co.za website.
- Prizes cannot be exchanged for cash.
- The judges’ decision is final, and no correspondence can be entered into.
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