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Two Point Campus leaks like a cheap dorm toilet

Ahead of its scheduled debut on ???, Microsoft has published info about a Two Point Hospital sequel that promises more of the same (mis)management opportunities – but this time, it’s educational.

The link has since been scrubbed, but not before ResetEra user Uzupedro copy-pasted the game’s blurb and screenshots. That’s an A+ for “The Internet is Forever 101”.

Build your university, your way! It’s time to spin academia on its head! Got a yearning for learning? Or just keen to build an educational masterpiece? Campus is jam-packed with new creative tools to help you build the university of your dreams. For the first time, build in the great outdoors as you develop your own delightfully educational campus environment, housing the top teaching facilities in the land. Whether you prefer building on simple foundations, or placing every tree, you can build the university you want.

Much like Two Point Hospital, the game features an idiosyncratic “twist” on the tedious reality of administration, replacing investor meetings and paperwork with a construction menu and bad puns. Also, jousting and pizza.

Lay down pathways with new easy-to-use tools. Plant glorious collections of outdoor flora. Place benches, fountains, sculptures, hedgerows – even picket fences. The only limit is your imagination (and your in-game bank balance). Not the usual fare. But, of course, it wouldn’t be a Two Point game without a twist. Rather than typical academic fare, students in Two Point County enjoy a range of wild and wonderful courses: from Knight School (hey, we all have to learn jousting at some point in our lives), to the salivatory Gastronomy, where your students will build mouth-watering concoctions like giant pizzas and enormous pies. The academic year… is here! Take advantage of the opportunity to spend way more time with the little people in your university.

We can probably expect a for-reals announcement this week.