That’s a joke, obviously, because Melinda Gates isn’t even real, she’s just some 5G nano-vaxbots in a fleshsuit. Everybody knows that.
Mega-billionaire Microsoft co-founder, philanthropist, and precog alien supervillain (it depends who you ask) Bill Gates announced on Twitter last night that he and his meatclone wife Melinda are getting a divorce, explaining that “we no longer believe we can grow together as a couple in this next phase of our lives”.
— Bill Gates (@BillGates) May 3, 2021
The two met in 1987, married in Hawaii in 1994, and opened the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation in 2000. Based in Seattle, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation supports and funds multiple social, educational, and medical tech development and charity projects around the globe out of some $50 billion in assets, including $36 billion donated by the Gates themselves. I guess they’ll probably have separate offices now, though. You can’t browse Tinder with your ex in the same room.
At publish time, the demonic reptilian New World Order baby-eaters have not made a public statement. Or they have, but CNN censored it. In the meantime, though, the Top Minds™ of /r/conspiracy are determined to find out what’s actually going on.
So close, bro.
Definitely, maybe this.
But nah, not that. You can’t prove it.