How big is the horse, though? Big. But is it actually that big? Get over yourself, Abby.
Making my entire week, viral TikTok singstar Lubalin has dropped a new “Turning Random Internet Drama Into Songs” pop instant-hit that I’m not ever going to get out of my brain. I woke up this morning with it stuck in my brain. I’m going to bed tonight with it stuck in my brain. This is my life now. And it’s my husband’s life now too because I’ve been playing it on a loop at max volume for about an hour.
No clue what I’m talking about? Since the December debut of his moody R&B power ballad based on a Facebook exchange about an AirBNB booking gone wrong, Lubalin has totally disrupted the random internet dramacore “how is babby formed” genre space with a provocative innovation – music. Also, actual talent. I mean, if the one about the broccoli casserole recipe isn’t nominated for a Grammy, we should cancel the planet.
But first, the 15,000 pound horse.
The “crazy horse girl” ponytail. Lady Hoofington. That dance at the end. This is art, people, and you can’t be calling me a lair, honey.
And now it’s stuck in your brain too.