I mean, I kind of get it. This guy had a dream. “I have a dream,” he told mom and dad in my made-up but probably not entirely wrong version of the preceding events. “I’m going to be an indie game developer.”
But is this indie game development thing working out? You decide.
Urban Street Fighting on Nintendo Switch or Urban Street Fighter on PC (I guess marketing isn’t for everybody either) is a “hardcore beat’em (sic) up” game featuring “AAA Physic (sic) Engine”, “AAA Graphic (sic) Engine”, “optional musics (sic)” (also, what?), and a cast of Unity asset-flips instantly iconic characters like, um, “Soccer Boy”, “Boxer”, and “Mike”. For important narrative reasons, I’m assuming, Soccer Boy’s textures are super lo-rez.
Get ready, because whatever you’re expecting, it’s even worse.
this is a game that just released for the switch pic.twitter.com/Gz0U2ppy01
— Brock Wilbur (@brockwilbur) February 14, 2021
Don’t miss this!
THE NORMAL MAP IS INVERTED OH MY LORD
— luna/rin!! (@lostkagamine) February 14, 2021
MORE.
And maybe you’re thinking Urban Street Fightinger is developer Pix Arts’ first game so let’s not be obnoxious about it. But it isn’t.