It’s about two weeks to go until the Xbox Series X launch. Other websites got review consoles. We got a banana from the shop.
PACKAGING
It’s cardboard, maybe recycled, maybe not. I think one of the cats has been in it. Probably Saga, she loves boxes. There was also some plastic wrap, but I dunno where it is now.
THE BANANA
I mean, it’s a banana. Did you know that a banana is actually classified as a berry? FACTS. No batteries were included in the box because bananas don’t use them.
SIZE COMPARISON WITH TOTALLY RANDOM THING
For, like, context or whatever.
We won’t have a video up tomorrow because it’s a fucking banana.