Because, let’s be real for a moment, the Jedi are creepy cultists who indoctrinate kids with questionable moral rhetoric and use space-hypnotism to get free parking on Coruscant and whatever else they want. They’re basically Scientologists, except their space-hypnotism actually works.
“The songs of eons past tell of battles between Mandalore the Great and an order of sorcerers called Jedi,” the Armorer tells the Mandalorian in the season two debut trailer.
“You expect me to search the galaxy and return this creature to a race of enemy sorcerers?” he asks.
“This is the way.”
Is it, though? Or is this, I dunno, some kind of space-hypnotism? Makes you think, doesn’t it?