Humans, fair enough, but what did the cows ever do to deserve this?
THQ Nordic’s Destroy All Humans! is a remake of the 2005 original, of the same name, in which you play as the extremely misanthropic alien Cryptosporidium, sent to 1950s Earth to harvest DNA from the brains of puny humans. While you’re there, you might as well obliterate their primitive architecture with your flying saucer’s Death Ray. And it wouldn’t be an alien invasion without a little anal probing and cow bothering, so there’s that too.
As you rampage across the open world, you’ll get to use all manner of skills and weaponry to terrorise the filthy humans, including psychokinesis, telepathy, and the Abducto Beam. Why not beat a guy to death with his own hat? Did we mention the Anal Probe Gun? You do you.
Destroy All Humans! is all set to launch its invasion on 28 July 2020 for PC, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4.