Paramount Pictures has dropped the first trailer for the movie since fan criticism and public terror prompted an emergency rework of its blue protagonist. He looks much more like the video game version now, with bigger, cartoonish eyes and hands, and – perhaps most importantly – no inexplicably human teeth. Whether or not this makes up for the nights you woke mid-scream, the damp touch of those cadaverous spindly fingerthings sucking at your spine, is up to you.
