Featuring “creatine, vaalence and house beats”, Califourways Games’ side-scrolling klap-’em-up launches on Steam next month, the studio has confirmed. But hang on, bru, there’s more.
“We are excaated to tune you okes that, whaal we cannot give too much away raaght now, or we would have to drib you to death,” the press stuff explains, “we can tune you that we have faanally concluded our negotiations and cage-faaghts with a local celebrity oke who will ultimately become our first DLC character, and will make the game even more flippin’ insanely schweet with his extreme titness and generally schweet vaabs, which we are kak-praad to have associated with Boet Fighter.”
So that’s also kiff.