In case you hadn’t noticed, the world is going to shit, due, in large part, to people and their love of tasty tasty cows. If cows didn’t taste so good, we wouldn’t have to keep eating them, so, really, their deliciousness is to blame for all this climate change. Shame on you, cows.
Enter Burger King, and their partnership with Impossible Foods, announcing the inclusion of the Impossible Whopper on their menu at select US locations.
The Impossible Whopper is made using a plant-based burger patty that has been praised for its authentic look, taste, and texture; the thing even “bleeds”. While it is already available in certain restaurants and grocery stores in the US, Burger King is the first fast food restaurant to offer it on their menu.
The ImpossiWhopper will only be available for a limited amount of time in, what I have to assume is, a test-run to prove its viability as a permanent menu item.
I would definitely, 100% try this burger if it was available in South Africa, because, if it tastes the same and has the same, or lower, chance of killing me, why not? Your allegiance to the tricksy delicious cows is misplaced. They just want to watch the world burn and you along with it.