Like you needed one more reason to feel sorry for yourself on a Monday morning, Twitch streamer The Happy Hob has managed to clock every Soulsborne game with zero damage incurred in a five-game, 18-hour, so-called “God Run”. He got gud, and what have you accomplished this weekend, besides finishing the laundry? I bet you didn’t even finish the laundry.
This intrepid venture included completing, in randomised order, FromSoftware’s Bloodborne, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls, Demon’s Souls, and Dark Souls 3, and according to the rules, even an otherwise insignificant bump to his HP from an enemy or trap would mean starting the entire thing over. Falling damage was allowed, however, because The Happy Hob is mad, perhaps, but not that mad.
Impressive. Not as impressive as a no-hit run of those five games and Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, I guess, but impressive.