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New Mortal Kombat 11 trailer introduces Jade, makes this guy on the internet very upset because she isn’t sexy enough, K-K-K-K-KRINGE KOMBO

“As you can see, they gave her a zombified skin tone and made sure that there is zero cleavage on display,” whines Billy D at (unironically ironic?) OneAngryGamer. “Her boobs are duly shrunk, and not only does she have boob armor on but she has an undersuit on underneath that, so you literally cannot see anything.”

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