Or a woman or a man, but it’s not everyday you get to be a frog, so that’s what I chose. Developed by The Stanley Parable designer William Pugh, The Temple of No is a free, browser-based, Choose Your Own Adventureish text game made with Twine about… no, I already told you about the frog and you can find out the other stuff for yourself.
Much like The Stanley Parable, it’s charmingly bizarre. Or bizarrely charming. I can’t decide, but it’s also only about 10 minutes, just in time for lunch, and works on mobile devices. Go on, you know you want to.