08.11.2013: NAG COVERT OPERATIVE TARRYN “PEW PEW” VAN DER BYL DEPLOYED TO MWEB HQ, CAPE TOWN AS PART OF MISSION CODENAME “CLASH OF THE TITLES”;
ASSIGNMENT: ACQUISITION OF SURVEILLANCE ASSETS, ACQUISITION OF HIGH PRIORITY TARGET PAPA-INDIA-ZULU-ZULU-ALPHA
> TRANSMISSION START…
18:03: Following interception of a classified comm from MWEB HQ to two enemy combatant factions – callsign “Call of Duty: Ghosts” and “Battlefield 4” – regarding a top secret operation, I have successfully infiltrated the target location via vehicle-based insertion disguised as civilian journalist as per mission parameters. A swag bag has been secured for further analysis at the lab.
18:08: We have been relocated to a zone designated “M-CAVE” according to local intel, where 16 network-access command stations are set up. After interrogation, I have ascertained that the two factions assembled here will engage in a series of simulated military exercises “to see who is better at games and stuff”.
18:12: Pre-engagement carbonated liquids and snack-class rations have been issued, and I have collected samples for additional testing subsequent to oral inspection and tactical digestion.
18:47-20:18: Shots fired. Multiple instances of friendly fire-related casualties that may or may not have involved me directly, but definitely involved our other NAG covert operative, Rogan “Teamkiller” Louwrens.
Thanks to Desmond, Brad, Chocs, and the MWEB team for another bang-bang-bangin’ event.