Let’s get right to it, shall we? I’ve got more Dragon Quest VIII, Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story, DiRT 2 and Dissidia: Final Fantasy to play!
IT MATTERS HOW YOU SPELL IT
Time Fcuk is all about time, stasis, platforming, puzzles, and other bizzare gameplay elements mashed together. As the developer says himself: “Time KcuF is not an art game, it’s an allegorical game about stuff you’ve never experienced, it’s an escape from your current existence, it’s the feeling of loss and panic.” Yes, that’s exactly what it is! PlayItNow™!
And if you get frustrated with the game because you suck, and want to do some damage to something, in Japan they have an arcade game for that. Japan is awesome.
ROAR FOR GREAT JUSTICE
Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar is all you need to know. Go play it. It’s short, worth it for the ending. PlayItNow™!
PHOAR PHOAR PHOAR
Pwong 2 is like pong, but with more pwnage. Tons of balls appear and you just gotta let it all go, Neo. Do you think that’s Pong you’re playing? It’s not, so viz avis, it’s Pwong 2. Do you know Pong-fu? Phwhoa. PlayItNow!™
